Reaver Snaps...

...And shoots Sparrow right in between the eyes.

Why?

...Well, it was most likely because she was nagging him, teasing him, and trying to wrench out any 'good' in him, because apparently, fangirls think that their Sparrow-Sue can heal him with their sex, sass, & unique-'charm' ...

...Yeah right. Like NO other woman has tried THAT with Reaver before. If so, then where are they now? My guess is either dead, or discarded...
Honestly, do you really think that Reaver would change after progressing (or regressing) into what he is, for more than 200 years? After all that he's done?

It's like those Rorschach-fangirls who think that they could 'change' him from what he grew up into.

Long-story-short, Reaver had his 'one & only' a long time ago, no one will replace her. Not even your shitty Sparrow-Sue. No one. He'll have sex with LOTS of people, yes, but no one will replace his lost, unnamed love.

Play the damn game, people! And at least learn about the characters before tossing their personalities out the window!

Okay, rant over, enjoy folks!



_{Reaver © Lionhead Studios}